A Few Funny Quotes

(girls are watching The Little Mermaid, and it comes to the song "Under the Sea")

Keren: That crab sings like a Nigerian.
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Me: Okay everyone, it's time for recreation.

Ian: You mean, like God created the earth in 7 days?

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Me: Okay Nancy, this time when you swim to me, try to stand up on your own without grabbing my hands.

Nancy: Okay (*holds her nose and prepares to go under, then hesitates*)
But if it looks like I'm staying under the water for a long time, just pull me up, okay?

If you're feeling down...

These videos should cheer you up even on your worst days. The first is Moses singing My Girl, and the second is Kevin singing You Are My Sunshine.